last night mitt romney came in first place in the michigan primary. although he barely won. incidentally, barely one is also the total number of votes ron paul received. [ laughter ] in yesterday's michigan primary, newt gingrich actually came in fourth place. or as the ice cream in his freezer put it, it's gonna be a long night. [ laughter ] speaking of newt gingrich, yesterday he said that mitt romney is so closed-minded that he would have fired christopher columbus. [ light laughter ] romney denied it, saying, "are you kidding me? a man with three boats, that's my kind of guy. i like that guy. he's got three -- nina, pinta, i don't care which one. which one we barbecuing on, buddy?" [ cheers and applause ] did you see this? president obama said that mitt romney's opposition to the auto industry bailout was a load of, quote, "you know what." then biden was like, "oh, i know, crap." [ laughter ] no? sorry. did i get right? some big international news. north korea has officially agreed to suspend its nuclear program. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. apparently they watched one